in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”
gobbies
To be fair that’s a more accurate description than blow jobs.
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In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
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They should just rename the movie, Bones is Done with Everybody’s Shit.
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i could see that.
i would watch that.
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It’s time to take your medicine Amy
#reality
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOFUCKYOU
Why would you do such a thing!?!?!?!?
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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
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